With a day off and access to a television I inevitably wasted all my time vegetating. Daytime terrestrial TV offers a staggering variety of programmes. If you’re moving house for example, you could watch: Homes Under The Hammer; To Buy or Not To Buy; Escape to the Country; A Place In The Sun or Build a New House In The Country. Then again, maybe you like antiques? If so, there’s: Cash In The Attic; Cash In The Celebrity Attic; Bargain Hunt; Flog It; Dickinson’s Real Deal and Restoration Roadshow. If you want to watch anything half-decent however, you’re absolutely screwed.