There was a small, drunk Scotsman in the toilets of the pub. He was leaning in close to a tall man standing at the urinal.

‘See, Rangers is a part of life where I’m from.’

The tall man turned away and buttoned up his flies.

‘I am from Estonia,’ he said. ‘I do not give a shit about football.’

‘Think about all the fans, man. They cannae let Rangers go under.’

‘Please understand. I don’t care,’ the Estonian said and walked out.

The Scotsman looked around and spotted me at the sink. ‘Hey,’ he said.

‘Sorry, no English,’ I replied.