Archives for the month of: August, 2011

A severely disabled woman comes into the café on crutches, a carer smiles at a polite distance behind her shoulder.

‘What can I get for you today, Charlotte? Are you wanting any food?’ the chubby pink waitress says to her in that sing-song voice people generally use when patronising children or people with disabilities.

‘Yes. Doctor says I’ve got to eat something.’

‘What would you like? We’ve got some lovely quiche, today’

‘QUICHE IS A GAY PERSON’S FOOD!’ shouts Charlotte.

Someone in the kitchen drops a glass and the lad in skinny jeans by the door shuffles in his seat.

 

The pub is empty apart from an elderly man in an electric wheelchair who’s on his fourth Guinness. The lad behind the bar fetches me a dusty bottle of Magners.

‘I’ve never sold one of these before. Is that enough ice?’ he says.

‘Yes, perfect.’

As I’m finishing my drink, the lad’s shift ends. On his way out he goes to the aid of the man in the wheelchair who’s too drunk to manoeuvre through the door. The lad can’t help much as he’s trying to keep hold of the bottle of Magners that he’s got hidden under his jacket.

 

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